Total Medals Earned: 296 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Easy
Thx for playing
Medals Earned: 2/30 (50/445 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 19/19 (645/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 30/50 (210/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Survive death
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Chester's finger
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Defeat 138 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.